WISE WORDS

A high school teacher's list of 100 wisest words:

From : 

http://neurolove.me/post/56862777916/a-high-school-teachers-list-of-100-wisest-words

(These are the 43 out of 100 which I love the most)! :)

- If a street performer makes you stop walking, you owe him a buck.

- If you want to know what makes you unique, sit for a caricature.

- Never cancel dinner plans by text message.

- Don’t knock it ‘til you try it.

- You only get one chance to notice a new haircut.

- Never park in front of a bar.

- Make time for your mom on your birthday. It’s her special day, too.

- The best way to show thanks is to wear it. Even if it’s only once.

- It’s never too late for an apology.

- Never gloat.

- When opening presents, no one likes a good guesser.

- Give credit. Take blame.

- Suck it up every now and again.

- If you’ve made your point, stop talking.

- Admit it when you’re wrong.

- If you offer to help don’t quit until the job is done.

- Look people in the eye when you thank them.

- Thank the bus driver.

- Never answer the phone at the dinner table.

- Know at least one good joke.

- Don’t boo. Even the ref is somebody’s son.

- Never lie to your doctor.

- Don’t lose your cool. Especially at work.

- Eat lunch with the new kids.

- Always thank the host.

- If you don’t understand, ask before it’s too late.

- A handshake beats an autograph.

- When giving a thank you speech, short and sweet is best.

- Know the size of your boy/girlfriend’s clothes.

- Carry your mother’s bags. She carried you for nine months.

- Keep your word.

- Don’t be the talker in a movie.

- The opposite sex likes people who shower. ^^

- You are what you do, not what you say.

- Be kind. Everyone has a hard fight ahead of them.

- Don’t litter.

- You won’t always be the strongest or the fastest. But you can be the toughest.

- Buy the orange properties in Monopoly.

- Make the little things count.

- You’re never too old to need your mom.

- When you marry someone, remember you marry their entire family.

- Smile at strangers.

- There are plenty of ways to enter a pool. The stairs is not one of them.